(Source: cuntflicts)

Success is getting what you want, happiness is wanting what you get
― W.P. Kinsella (via psych-quotes)

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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(Source: asterkid)

If homophobia were a conversation about food...
  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

iwillgetlostwithyou:

it’s midnight.
I should be sleeping.
instead, I’m sitting here waiting.
wondering if you’ll ever text me back.

I know. you never will
and it’s driving me insane.

When you give someone your time, you are giving them a portion of your life that you’ll never get back. Your time is your life. That is why the greatest gift you can give someone is your time.
Rick Warren (via kushandwizdom)

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE

(Source: ashagreyjoyed)

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines.
Robert H. Schuller (via silly-luv)