spaghettipeej:

the666club:

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

Didnt make it any better

r u tryna tell me eating cigarette ashes is worse than eating dead people

This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.
― Terry Pratchett (via psych-quotes)

gypsystevie:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

(Source: queenbandaid)

virginsacrificer:

next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?

(Source: virginsacrificer)

judgemebymyurldoyou:

Did it ever occur to you that the music you’re listening to now you’ll hear again in 30 years on some oldies station in the car with your kid and you’ll remember listening to your favorite band on your old computer in your old bedroom wondering how one band could change your life like this one has and then you’ll finally understand why your parents only listened to the oldies when you were a kid.

(Source: quietgirlsreadthemostsmut)

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